Free Artemis Woman Nail Catcher

It's great to find other websites talking about our products. And as I thought, there are lots of unsettling stories out there on how people clip their nails or what they do with the clippings.
Just this week I found this on Alyse's website http://www.sporkfashion.com/:

"When I clip my nails, I generally do it carefully so I can easily collect all the clippings. Easily one of the most disgusting things is to step on an errant nail clipping. Mr. Spork, like any typical guy, does not seem to worry about this, leading to some unpleasant discoveries and unpleasant conversations..."

I think Alyse is a pretty smart lady for getting the Artemis Woman Nail Catcher! Visit her website, there's some really good stuff on it! What do you do with your nail clippings? Tell us and get a FREE Artemis Woman Nail Catcher.

Artemis Woman Nail Catcher Can Help the World

Toenail Clipping societies are becoming more mainstream as the many important uses of the skill go beyond simple sacred ceremonies. New uses for toenails have been discovered in science, medicine and as potential solutions to world hunger and poverty.

A new MIT department has recently been founded, with funding from the US government, approved by George W. Bush himself. Bush has was quoted recently, at a party fundraising dinner, as saying "Toenails are the next fossil fuels and have great potential in solving global warming, once and for all! It's about time we all learned about the benefits of toenails".

New regulations are now being drafted in congress about the responsible use of advanced toenail clipping as the skills could be dangerous if they were to fall in the wrong hands. This has brought to light the need for advanced training and supervision for all toenail clipping enthusiasts the world wide.

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FREE NAIL CATCHER FOR YOUR FOOT STORY

Welcome to the first post of the ToeNail Interruptus blog. This is a site that highlights the Artemis Woman Nail Catcher and how it can "save" relationships and add peace and comfort to your world. By adding your own foot story to this blog, you may be selected to receive a free Artemis Woman Nail Catcher.

So what do we mean by saving relationships and adding peace and comfort to your world?

Well, Artemis Woman surveyed over 100 people and found that most women think their partner's nail clipping habits are gross and wish the partner would change them. And, we found that almost 75% of those surveyed were not aware there was a toenail clipper out there with a built in nail catcher -- The Artemis Woman Nail Catcher!

Anyway, we feel that FEET can be a fun subject to talk about. We want this to be an interactive site where we share our funny, provocative or just plain horrendous toenail clipping stories. To kick it off, Artemis Woman will give away a free Nail Catcher daily to a randomly-selected poster who tells us about strange nail clipping sitings. We will share as well what we've heard during our research. I know, this is odd; but just laugh and go along with it!