As I've mentioned before, you can't make this stuff up!
"Yesterday, in the reception area of the salon, he grabbed a pair of toenail clippers, the big professional kind that look like small garden shears, and sat struggling to cut his fingernails with them. When he was done and his fingernail parings lay scattered all over the floor he took off his loafers and began trimming his toenails. A client walked in and he smiled and said hello pleasantly and went back to straining to clip a particularly recalcitrant nail. Oblivious." - from Confessions of a Bikini Waxer
Another example of ToeNail Interruptus! Nail Catcher to the rescue!